Emma’s boyfriend Dane is a member of Team Edward. So much so, in fact, he fancies himself a bit of a vampire. Given his fear of body fluids in general, though, Emma doesn’t think that guy could engulf on her toes, much less her blood. Dane is insane to show that her size 7s are on his menu and begins engulfing away. She wishes him to try taking a bite out of her bawdy cleft as well. And as lengthy as he’s eating her love tunnel this man may just as well stick his palpitating weenie in there, too. It turns out that Dane isn’t such a precious vampire after all; instead of stealing Emma’s vital fluids, he leaves a heaping portion of his own fluids all over her feet!